My mom got a new sleeping bag in the mail. I walked in and she was like this…
its 85 degrees outside btw
…and this weeks award for brilliant gif use….
I have been laughing at this for the past 5 minutes.
ahhhhh!
your honor, i plead not guilty on the grounds that i was just bein miley
i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”
and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”
also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”
and “tit” is a contraction of “touch it”
I made a pizza but it started to like, vanish or something. I got a picture before it completely vanished…
not even the fiends behind vanishing pizza like the crust